• 24.04.2013, 22:21

Just girly things


Ja, jeg vet jeg har hatt et fravær på bloggen. Har ikke hatt noe blogglyst. Ikke hatt gode bloggdager i det hele tatt, og hverdagen min har for det meste gått til skole og jobb.. Men nå har jeg et innlegg, og jeg tror jeg har noe fremover også. Hvertfall, jeg fant noen herlige bilder med tekst som beskriver såkalte "jentetanker, ting..ja." Så måtte bare dele noen av dem med dere.




- Mona

  • 10.04.2013, 09:59

Ukens engelske sitater


Denne gangen lager jeg en liten vri på sitatene. Legger ut teenage-posts  stedet.



- Mona

  • 01.04.2013, 23:32

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1. My room was clean.. Until I had to decide what to wear.

2. Admit it, sometimes you use Google for a spell check.

3. That awkward moment when someone is mad at you and you don't even know what you did.

4. Everyhing you do becomes louder when you're trying not to wake someone up.

5. I have good taste, but I don't have the money to prove it.

6. One of the best feelings in the world is when someone you hate, tells a joke and nobody laughs.

7. You think you have separation issues? Try separating me from my bed in the morning.

8. I have a bad habit of laughing at inappropiate moments.

9. That awkward moment when your friend gets into trouble for something you did.

10. Trust me, when I woke up today I had no plans to be sexy, but it happens!

 

  • 18.03.2013, 20:25

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1. That annoying moment when the outfit you want to wear is in the laundry.

2. I don't get why people take pictures of themselves showing their middle finger. Was the camera mean to them or something?

3.  The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest.

4. The last time I saw something like you, I flushed it.

5. Since you so kindly asked to use the bathroom, I think that I 'll take another half an hour.

6.  I wish mirrors and pictures would get together and agree on what I really look like.

7. My daily routine: Wake up, be awesome, go back to sleep.

8. I look back on the stupidest stuff we've done and think: This is why we're best friends.

9. If you can't laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.

10. Looking at a closet full of clothes and yet still thinking you have nothing to wear.


pusiiin

- Mona

  • 12.03.2013, 10:22

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1. If monday had a face, I would punch it.

2. Buying the most expensive things in the store when your parents are paying, but when it's your money, nothing looks good enough to buy.

3. I laugh at my mistakes, so excuse me while I laugh in your face.

4. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.

5. Don't worry about those who talk behind your back. They're behind you for a reason.

6. Fake tan, fake boobs, fake nails, fake hair. Please tell me again how you want a real man.

7. In boring classes, I improve my art skills.

8. The best way to avoid parking tickets is to remove your windshield wipers.

9. Mom: Clean your room. We're having guests over for dinner. Me: I didn't realize dinner was being held in my room.

10. Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

  • 03.03.2013, 20:24

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Blæ. Dårlig blogging, I know... Litt sent med engelske sitater, men bedre sent enn aldri eller hva?

1. I'm not ignoring your calls, I just enjoy my ringtone.

2. That awkward moment when the people on your left and right, decided to have a conversation with you in the middle.

3. Laughing is the best medicine, but if you are laughing for no reason, you need medicine.

4. Liking your friend's facebook comment in an argument just to show moral support.

5. My life would be awesome if someone never ran out of battery and my fridge never ran out of good food.

6. Thanks auto correct, but I know how to spell my own name.

7. Don't come into my room, and then leave without closing the door.

8.  I'm clapping because it's over, not because I liked it.

9. That moment of shame when an automatic door wouldn't open for you.

10. Smiling at someone who hates you, just to piss them off even more.



- Mona

  • 19.02.2013, 12:05

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1. My mirror and my camera have two different ideas of what I look like.

2. Be brave. Take risks. Nothing can subsitute experience.

3. Sleep is my drug, My bed is my dealer. My alarm is the cops. School is the jail.

4. I love asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because I'm still looking for ideas.

5. Saying you'll wake up early in the morning to get something done, then in the morning convincing yourself it's not important.

6. Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

7. I'm naked under these clothes. I'm such a slut.

8. A relationship is only for two people, but some bitches don't know how to count.

9. Girls with beautiful personalities will always be the prettiest ones.

10. Flirting with whats mine? You must want to die.



- Mona

  • 12.02.2013, 13:26

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1. Women worry about the things that men forget. Men worry about the things that women remember.

2.  Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

3. If girls argued with their boyfriend topless, they would win every time.

4. All men ar good! Either good for something or good for nothing.

5. I wouldn't have to manage my anger, if people could learn to manage their stupidity.

6. The internet always seems way to more interesting when you have work to do.

7. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

8. How ironic is life. W spend so much money on expensive clothes, but the best moments in life are spent without clothes.

9. When a movie says ' based on a true story' it geets 10 times scarier.

10. That boss moment when you started an applause.

- Mona

  • 04.02.2013, 23:34

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1. Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.

2. Never make eye contact while eating a banana. 

3.  me: *does nothing* me: wow, I'm so tired..

4. Women don't want to hear what you think, women want to hear what they think, in a deeper voice.

5. Alarm Clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

6. Nice tan! What's your race? Carrot?

7. I could win American Idol if they just let me bring my shower on stage.

8. Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too.

9. Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to, unless you're in prison.

10. My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

 

- Mona

  • 28.01.2013, 23:41

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1. How many times do I have to say 'excuse me' before 'get the hell out of my way' becomes acceptable?

2. When you're a fast texter, two minutes is a long time to wait for a reply.

3. For every male action, there is a female overreaction.

4. I don't chase after anyone. If you wanna walk out of my life, I'll hold the door open for you.

5. I hate when I forget to press send and I'm sitting there like an idiot waiting for a reply.

6. If a girl ever steals your man, there's no better revenge than letting her keep him. REAL MEN can't be stolen.

7. Weird is just a side effect of being awesome.

8. If school isn't a place to sleep, then home isn't a place to study.

9. Dear slowest walkers in the world, please do not form an impassable wall in front of me. Sincerely, Stuck behind you.

10. When a woman says, "do whatever you want", do not whatever you want.

Woho! Vært flink i dag, 3 blogginnlegg, hele TRE stykker! 

- Mona

  • 23.01.2013, 10:00

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1. Me every second of everyday: "I'm hungry."

2. Don't smoke cigarettes; there are cooler ways to die.

3. Just because things aren't good now, doesn't mean they will be that way forever.

4. It's cute when they message you right after they wake up.

5. Girls who say, "a lot of guys are after me", should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.

6. I hate when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep" Bitch, you need to hibernate.

7. A relationship is more than finding the right person, it's also about BEING the right person.

8. F.R.I.E.N.D.S: (F)ight for you. (R)espect you. (I)nvolve you. (E)ncourage you. (N)eed you. (D)eserve you. (S)ave you

9. The boyfriends who still hold bags, open doors, tell their girlfriends they're beautiful and show respect are real men.

10. The most unexpected relationships last the longest.

 

  • 14.01.2013, 20:10

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1. I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.

2. I hate it when I don't know how to spell a word so I end up changing the whole sentence

3. You have to forgive those who have wronged you in life; otherwise, you'll be full of bitterness and your life will never have joy in it.

4. Ladies, if a guy still loves you after you put him through a ton of crap, he's the one

5. Don't ask God to make your life easier, but ask Him to make you stronger.

6. If someone hates you for no reason, give that motherfucker a reason.

7. Confidence is something you create within yourself by believing in who you are.

8.  little jealousy in a relationship is good, it's nice to know someone is afraid to lose you.

9. Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I?m trippin?? Tie my shoes. Can?t stand me? Sit back down. Can?t face me? Turn around.

10. The way I feel about you, I've never felt with anyone else.




- Mona

  • 07.01.2013, 11:13

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1. You call her a slut, a whore, and a bitch... But yet you were the one who dated her.

2. Take care of those who take care of you

3. You're 15 ... You should be feeling butterflies in your stomach, not a baby kicking.

4.  I don't like to think before I speak. I like to be just as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

5. When I wake up in the morning and stretch, I make baby dinosaur noises.

6. Getting addicted to a show, then watching all the episodes and feeling so empty when you finish them, because its over. Just fucking over.

7. Oh, I'm a few minutes late to class. Please, stare at me like I just killed five people..

8. I go deaf when I'm texting.

9. I'm not jealous, I just don't like that bitch.

10. Me after just cleaning my room: Wow I am never letting my room get messy again! The next day: Has anyone seen my bed?



- Mona

  • 17.12.2012, 14:41

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1. Her favorite kind of hug is one from behind when you wraps your arms around her waist when she least expect it.

2. Me: I like that.....Me: *looks at price tag*......Me: I don't like that anymore.

3. 4 main reasons a girl will stop texting you: 1. You got her mad 2. You got boring 3. She fell asleep 4. You said the letter 'K'.

4. That moment when 10 year olds have a better phone than you

5. I'm not popular, but I have nice friends. I'm not rich, but I have what I need. I may not be liked, but I know I'm loved.

6. Don't judge me by my past, I don't live there anymore.

7. Be with someone who won?t stay mad at you, who can?t stand not talking to you, and who?s afraid of losing you.

8. "Are you cold?" No dumbass, I'm on fucking vibrate mode

9. A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotton the words.

10. I wish I could illegally download clothes.

  • 04.12.2012, 12:18

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1. Late night conversations usually mean the most

2.  When I talk to you, the rest of the world disappears.

3. I don't care how we met, I'm just happy we did.

4. I may not be your first date, your first kiss, or your first love, and that's fine, because I just want to be your last.

5. Welcome to the Karma Cafe. There are no menus. You get served what you deserve.

6. 3 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday... 2. Tomorrow is not Friday... 3. The day after tomorrow is not Friday...

7. That strange moment when you wake up 1 minute before your alarm clock.

8. When I hear myself eating crunchy food, I wonder if other people can hear it too.

9. When a persons laugh is funnier than the joke.

10. That moment when you have so many things to do so you decide to take a nap instead.

- Mona

  • 26.11.2012, 13:36

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1. 5 rules of happiness: 1.Don't hate 2.Don't worry 3.Give more 4.Expect less 5.Live simply.

2. If you think I'm happy when you're not around, it's because I'm thinking of you.

3. Stop adding up your problems and start counting your blessings.

4. If you're talking behind my back, you're in a good position to kiss my ass!

5. Being someone's first love may be great but to be their last is beyond perfect.

6. Awkwardly standing there while your friend is talking to someone you don't know.

7. Remember, we're madly in love, so it's all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it.

8. When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.

9. You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something in your life.

10. A Real Boyfriend sees no other females, Because he only has eyes for his girl .



- Mona

  • 19.11.2012, 20:49

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1. Loving someone means being happy for them when they are happy.

2. My life is not perfect but every moment by your side is.

3. When you think you've finally taken a decent picture, but when you continue to stare it gets uglier

4. Hating people takes too much energy. I just pretend they're dead

5. The best nights are usually unplanned, random, and spontaneous

6. I like having someone that can make me smile and laugh so easily.

7. We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up... After I finish laughing

8. That awkward moment when you remember something funny, and can't stop smiling like an idiot.

9. Real boyfriend = calls you for NOTHING, texts you all the time, wants to see you, gets jealous, over protective & LOVES YOU.

10. He's delicate and sweet like spring. His love is my favorite thing.



 Hvilket likte du best?

Mona

  • 14.11.2012, 21:29

I love making you laugh ..




 

 

  • 12.11.2012, 16:49

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1. Do I get jealous? Yes. Do I cry randomly? Yes. Do I get angry? Yes. Do I fight? Yes. Do I need a daily hug? Yes. I'm only human.

2. Just because I can't sing, does not mean I won't sing.

3. To me, you are so fucking perfect.

4. Our small, stupid conversations mean so much more to me than you'll ever know.

5. I'm so talented. I can listen to music and ignore you at the same time.

6. Too many girls want attention, and not enough want respect.

7. At night everything seems worse, because all you do is think about everything.

8. Dear Weekend, I love you.

9. That feeling you get when you hug someone & you just don't wanna let go.

10. A Real Boyfriend isnt ashamed to kiss his girlfriend in public , brag about how in love he is & love her like shes never been loved....♥


 

  • 05.11.2012, 13:30

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1. In your bed, it's 6AM, u close your eyes for 5 minutes,it's 7:45. At school, it's 1:30, you close your eyes for 5 minutes,it's 1:30. w t f ?

2. I love knowing something I'm not supposed to know.

3. You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

4. Skinny = anorexic , thick = obese , virgin = too good , non-virgin = slut , friendly = fake , quiet = rude. You can never please society.

5. Cuddling in bed and falling asleep is probably the best feeling in a relationship.

6. I don't care if I'm tired, staying up late texting you is better than sleeping

7. Mentally preparing yourself to step out of the shower during winter

8. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

9. Things I do too much: Care, think, and eat.

10. When I'm texting you, you should know that I'm smiling inside.

- Mona

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